I love email...
For example, check out this one that I received yesterday:
Subject: Political Correctness > > > >Subject: Fw: Political correctness>>> > > >>> > > >>> >> Question: > >>> >> > >>> >> How do you tell the difference between a NSW, QLD or VIC > >>> Police Officer? > >>> >> > >>> >> Answer: > >>> >> > >>> >> Pose the following question: > >>> >> > >>> >> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and > >>> two small > >>> >> children. > >>> >> > >>> >> Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes > >>> around the > >>> >> corner, > >>> >> > >>> >> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, > >>> and charges. > >>> >> > >>> >> You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. > >>> You have mere > >>> >> seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? > >>> >> ------------------------------------------------------ > >>> >> NSW Answer: > >>> >> > >>> >> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > >>> >> > >>> >> Does the man look poor or Oppressed? > >>> >> > >>> >> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to > >>> attack? > >>> >> > >>> >> Could we run away? > >>> >> > >>> >> What does my wife think? > >>> >> > >>> >> What about the kids? > >>> >> > >>> >> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > >>> knife out of his > >>> >> hand? > >>> >> > >>> >> What does the law say about this situation? > >>> >> > >>> >> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? > >>> >> > >>> >> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of > >>> message does this > >>> >> send to society and to my children? > >>> >> > >>> >> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > >>> >> > >>> >> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content > >>> just to wound > >>> >> me? > >>> >> > >>> >> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family > >>> get away while > >>> >> he > >>> >> was stabbing me? > >>> >> > >>> >> Should I call 0-0-0? > >>> >> > >>> >> Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, > >>> have a paint and > >>> >> weed day and make this a happier, healther street that > >>> would discourage > >>> >> such behavior. > >>> >> > >>> >> If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, Do I get > >>> blamed when he > >>> >> falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? > >>> If I shoot > >>> >> him, > >>> >> and > >>> >> lose the court case. Does he have the opportunity to sue > >>> me, cost me my > >>> >> job, my credibility and I will lose my family home? . > >>> >> > >>> >> >---------------------------------------------------------------------- > >>> >> > >>> >> QUEENSLAND Officer Answer: > >>> >> > >>> >> BANG! > >>> >> >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >>> >> > >>> >> VICTORIAN Officer Answer: > >>> >> > >>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > >>> BANG! BANG! > >>> >> click....(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > >>> BANG! BANG! > >>> >> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. > >>> >> > >>> >> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester > >>> Silver Tips?" > >>> > > >>> > > > > > > >