Am I the only person who cringes and holds their breath every time they use their EFTPOS card, in anticipation of having to deal with “insufficient funds“ or “your bank doesn't like you“ or “you're a povo bastard“..?
I just went up the road to get some smokes, and got declined.
$29 was about 50c more than I had.
I would have had to forgo my chocolate bar, if I hadn't have had the foresight to *steal* $$$ from the swear jar before going up the road, just in case of such an eventuality.
I owe the swear jar $33 now.
I'd be able to pay it back, if only I didn't keep wasting my money with all my fucking bad language...