I bought WindowsXP for the first time a month or so ago.
I had to search for a file just recently.
I was sitting here just now, and noticed a little dog winking at me.
Seriously, where the fuck did this little fucker come from!?
Go away.
Shoo!
Haha! Poor little doggie... :)
It takes about six clicks, but you can dispatch him, if that makes you feel any better. (under "change how I search" or something like that, iirc)