It's Japanirific!
http://cavex.avexnet.or.jp/index.jsp
Dude, you need a cat. Or a dog. Maybe a bird. No, no birds suck. Get a dog. A small one so it can double as a cat. Ooh ooh it could triple as a dog, a cat and a large sewer rat. How fun ;)
...and there was I thinking that I'd had a big new year's. :)