I've decided that I want to be like everyone else.
So, I'm going to run a secret agenda.
I can't tell you what it is, because it's secret.
How devious of me!
My secret agenda is better than your secret agenda, feeble human!
I'm going to let my secret agenda permeate all aspects of my life, impacting my decisions possibly for the rest of my life.
I'm not going to tell you what it is.
It's a secret!