My dishwasher broke a few weeks ago.
I'm no stranger to not having a dishwasher. I'm a professional underwater ceramic technician.
However, having had a dishwasher for some time now, when it broke, I went on strike, protesting it.
It hasn't adjusted its attitude.
So, I haven't been eating.
Sometimes I get so hungry that I get a dirty bowl and spoon, then get some Cocoa Puffs and UHT milk and make myself some cerial.
Mostly though, I've been living on cola and chocolate.
I had a kebab last night.
I had a chicken roll on the weekend.
I think my new mouse's battery lasts less time at the computer than I do. It might be that which is the cause of my present angst. Or maybe it's poor nutrition..
I feel impeeded. My computers feel slow, and my fingers feel clumsy..